The Death of a Squid
Once upon a time there was a boy squid
named Tina. Tina wasn’t a very happy squid because all the other squids would
make fun of him because of his name. His parents were high when they named him.
But they couldn’t change it because it states in the Squid’s Rules of Life
that’s it is forbidden to change a name or they would be force to go to the
place where the fishermen’s docks. Tina was always home-schooled and never been
to a real school before.
One day Tina was going to his freshman year of
school. He went to his first class of the day. The teacher was calling out
people in the class, “Bert?” This totally hottie pants girl squid said
seductive voice, “Here.” Tina was totally taken over by her beauty. Then, the
teacher called out, “Bob?” This super macho squid the all the girl squid swooned
over him. “Here!” he said as all the girls awed. “Tina?” The teacher said.
“Here!” This really cute squid who was really upset when everyone started
laughing like they were all expecting a girl to answer to the name. “Ha ha that
guy has a girl’s name!” Then, Bert stood up and yelled, “Hey, stop it’s not his
fault!” That happened most of the day so when Tina got home he tried to find a
way to change his name. But, the state officials found out and barged into his
house and forced him to go to the fishermen’s dock. But, back in town Bert
heard of the horrible happening and race to go save Tina because Bert loves
him. When she got there she saw him and started for him even faster. She got to
him and confessed her love for him! And he did the same. But as they leaned in
to share their kiss the fisherman’s net came towards them. They couldn’t get
out in time so the fisherman got them and sold them to a Red Lobster and they
got to live in a tank for a couple for days until these Chinese people asked
for Calamari so they chef at the restaurant took them out of the tank and then
killed them both severing then as a dinner.
THE
END!!
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